I thought you were really the seller under a false avatar.
Nope. Just someone dumb enough to believe it was in good shape (and send a deposit). And dumb enough to believe the body looked that way because it "was wet sanded to reapply clearcoat" as the seller told me.
I had a third party inspect it and send me multiple pictures - it told a different story.
Happy to share pics if anyone living far away is seriously considering it.